illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

(via shouldnt-you-be-in-the-kitchen)

justafangirl20:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

or sexual depending on how much I like you

(Source: hannahbeezy, via shi-pie)